Ugly breakup – He will hate you! > No Rush > Dishonest > Splurge > Email/SMS
You’re biding your time for the exact right time to break up with this dude. You like to always come out on top – especially in break ups.
Buy yourself a fancy new sex toy and msg him a picture of it saying “You’ve been replaced :)”. When he laughs tell him you’re serious.
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