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You’re too busy plotting your next move to worry about this guy’s feelings. He already feels like a footnote in the novel of your dating life.
Buy yourself a cardboard cut out of Zac Efron. Take a selfie with it and send him a text saying “I’m with a better boyfriend than you’ve ever been and he’s cardboard!”
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