Nice breakup – Be friends! > No Rush > Dishonest > Splurge > Post/Courier
Hope that gift you’re sending her is big enough to make up for the lousy boyfriend you’ve been.
Buy her a car. Then start sending yourself “letters from the bank.” Cry and tell her you’re in 100k worth of debt; break up. Optional: “Repossess” the car.
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