Ugly breakup – She will hate you! > No Rush > Dishonest > Splurge > Face to Face
You’re trying to avoid the break up chat but it’s been coming a long time. Your brain will be much better off once this girl is out of your hair!
Buy yourself expensive sex toys and leave them lying around your house. When she asks reply with “Didn’t we say we were poly? Hmm that must’ve been my other gf…”
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