Ugly breakup – She will hate you! > Quickly > Honest > Splurge > Phone
Getting this girl out of your hair is going to be one of the best things you’ve done in a long time. Give yourself a pat on the back for your escape.
Call her and tell her the news: “We’re breaking up, but I’ve paid for a month-long Filipino telemarketer who can listen to your nonsense instead of me.”
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